ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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