weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Randomize
