I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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