My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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