He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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