can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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