I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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