ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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