Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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