Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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