What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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