So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He shit in the fireplace
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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