He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Dignity is for republicans.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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