you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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