sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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