Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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