take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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