I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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