So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
