Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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