I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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