WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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