It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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