Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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