my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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