OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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