I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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