what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
