if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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