and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
