i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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