hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize