how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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