I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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