dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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