i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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