I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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