you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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