What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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