He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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