don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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