I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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