We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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