the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I pour the whiskey from now on
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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