3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
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she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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