ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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