I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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