My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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