Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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