is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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