Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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