I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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