I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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