she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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