you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Help. Why am I so naked?
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