Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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