So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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