guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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