Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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