Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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