From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The ass gains better be worth it
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