we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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