are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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