The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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