Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
where does the pee come out of this thing
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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