He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I need moral support for this bender
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
