i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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